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Werdum’s Priceless Expression

Brandt DeLorenzo — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:32:47 +0000

Is Fabricio Werdum happy or nervous to be fighting one of the toughest guys in the sport, Fedor Emelianenko?

Video: Is this MMA’s first nude streaker?

Brandt DeLorenzo — Tue, 11 May 2010 20:57:56 +0000

There is a brief moment of nudity in this video, but it’s mostly harmless. Either way, don’t watch this at work unless your boss is awesome.

Props to Paul Miles at MAMMA-Online and Ted Czech at the York Blog!

Words of wisdom from @migueltorresmma

Ryan Bartlett — Sun, 09 May 2010 20:49:31 +0000

There are very few people with the wit and wisdom of Miguel Angel Torres. It seems that each day I get floored by the hilarity that ensues from his Twitter feed…and last night was definitely not an exception.

I figured if you don’t follow him, why not share them. So here are his top five tweets of the night.

5. Miguel was one of the guest tweeters for the UFC last night and this came from the @ufc twitter stream.

Shogun and Machida come on camera, crowd gets rowdy. Machida had a pee mustache, he says it does a body good. @MiguelTorresMMA

4. This tweet more than speaks for itself.

Kos hair looks like a bleached brillo pad @migueltorresmma

3. “The Wise One” used this tweet to describe the amazing acting job of Josh Koscheck.

Daley missed, Kos, swiper no swiping. @migueltorresmma

2. Miguel had to bust out his best Dr. Phil analysis. You all know which fight he is talking about.

Ha the most damage of the fight came from a sucker punch. No one loves this guy, someone give him a hug. @migueltorremma

1. *cue the drumroll* ….and my favorite tweet, from Senor Torres, was after Shogun’s brutal finish of Machida.

This goes to show you, drinking piss doesnt make you great, it does make your breath smell like pee. No golden shower for me.

I hope everyone enjoyed these as much as I did. Also make sure to follow MMA Opinion at twitter.com/mmaopinion and follow me at twitter.com/hardyz55 .

Funny of the day: Ben Askren’s fan mail

Brandt DeLorenzo — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:43:32 +0000

After his odd win over Ryan Thomas during the most recent Bellator event, Ben Askren earned himself an extra W, and lots of hate mail from unhappy fans.

Here’s something that Askren posted on his Facebook page for all to read:

I think you should accept a rematch against Ryan Thomas. I’m pretty sure you’ll get beat… honestly I think you’re a bitch for punking out. I think people thought you were a stand up kind of guy until you interviewed after your fight. What a f***ing punk. You’re a fag… PS. don’t go broke or your …wife will leave you… she’s hot and you are not… I think your a bitch… my name is Travis

Check out the comments from his friends and fans as well. They’re pretty awesome. My name is Brandt.

Video: UFC hat robberies caught on tape

Brandt DeLorenzo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:19:16 +0000

MMA.tv UG forum member lookoutawhale has been known to create some MMA-related videos, and his latest is a collection of all of the UFC hat robberies that have been caught on tape. Check it out!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjqoCx2a-mc[/youtube]

Chuck Liddell and Heidi Northcott’s nude workout video

Brandt DeLorenzo — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:11:46 +0000

You are watching Chuck Liddell and his girlfriend Heidi Northcott as they work out in their home. Everything is blurred out, including all of Northcott’s parts (unfortunately) so you shouldn’t get in too much trouble if your wife or boss catches you laughing…or staring.

[dailymotion]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcdeqo_workout_sport[/dailymotion]

There are reports that this was a viral video shot by Reebok or a video taken by Tito Ortiz. We’ll wait for Liddell to confirm or deny any rumors.

Happy Valentines Day from the UG

Brandt DeLorenzo — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:04:48 +0000

Hey guys, UFCGIRL made these cookies for you…

You can be a UFC and WEC champ at Wal-Mart

Brandt DeLorenzo — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:41:37 +0000

For only $11.97, you too can be a UFC champion! Or, if you’re a featherweight, grab the WEC belt for the same price!

Sneak Peek: Kimbo Slice Round 5 Figure

Brandt DeLorenzo — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:47:49 +0000

Hey kids, now you can hold your very own boat dock fights with the upcoming Round 5 Kimbo Slice figure. Complete with a sweet beard and huge arms, this looks to be a lot of fun. Props to MAMMA-Online for the find.

Video: Mariusz Pudzianowski is Shrek?

Brandt DeLorenzo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:59:32 +0000

[flv]http://mmaopinion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mariusz_001.flv[/flv]

So who’s better, Mariusz Pudzianowski as Shrek or Chuck Liddell as himself? Or can we agree that both need a little work on the dance floor?