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Dojo Busting Gone Bad (Video)

TheBass from MMA.tv’s underground forum proves that MMA fighters have the upper hand against wannabe thugs these days.

The gym I train at is currently relocating and is still under construction so we’re not open to the public but we already have mats down so the fighters can still grapple and train a little in the meantime. Myself and 6 other guys had just finished rolling and were sitting around discussing technique when a guy and his gf walk in, both holding Budweisers, and ask for me and my coach by name. I reply that I’m the guy they’re looking for and the guy says he’s there to kick my ass. I brush it off at first as I’m told he’s a friend of a friend but he keeps saying he wants to fight. I remind him he’s drunk and tell him to come back when we’re open and take classes but he insists he’s there to kick my ass. After much more nagging and the fact that he called me out by name I agree and go get 2 pair of 4 oz gloves with the intent of just roughing him up a little. The guy has 5 or 10 lbs on me and looks to be in pretty good shape so I’m thinking he might be a dojo buster from another school in the area so i warm back up a little as he’s yelling and saying he’s ready. he didn’t have a mouthpiece so I didn’t wear mine and we began. So I’ve got my hands up and waiting to see what he’s gonna do and he rushes at me flailing and I hit him with a right mid kick that makes him grunt and back away circling as he continues to rush. Once again, he has no mouthpiecs so I don’t want to knock his teeth out so I duck under and body lock him and take him down and mount him quickly. Once there, I let him quit flailing and posture up and ask him if he’s ok, to which he replies hell yea. I then proceed to lump his forehead up, careful to not knock his freakin teeth out until he rolls over giving me his back. The RNC takes all of 15 seconds to gently secure and put him completely to sleep.

Afterwards I immediately rolled him on his side, slapped him on his back until he woke up, sat him up and gave him some water. I felt like a real piece of shit for about 5 min but I was really nice to him thru the whole thing. Then, get this, all knotted up and complaining about his ribs from the body kick he says he wants another round, WTF!!!………

There was a little more to it but this was getting a bit lengthy so I’ll leave it at that, just doing my part to entertain. Thoughts,,,,,,,,

Link to the first video (YouTube)

Link to the second video (YouTube)

Keep in mind that throughout both fights, the guy is talking trash while he is getting beat by someone who was nice enough not to not knock his teeth out or even kill him. Good stuff.

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About the Author: Brandt DeLorenzo started MMA Opinion in June of 2007 and began working as a MMA photographer shortly thereafter. He enjoys being cageside at regional events or just watching the fights. His favorite fighters are Frankie Edgar and Gegard Mousasi.

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  1. bleh says:

    You’re an idiot

  2. I’m not sure who this is directed to…Me? The drunk guy? The guy who posted the story?